Is “you’re a grown man, you can make your own decisions” always an alias for “you better make the right choice, and by right choice I mean the one that I want.”?

  • Wife: u have a huge package
  • Me: *laughing hysterically*
  • Wife: lol wait I just realized how that sounds
  • Me: *border-line crying*
  • Wife: yeah as soon as i saw it typed i was like wait, and u got a big box doesnt quite sound right either