A man who is utterly in denial of his homosexuality(in the closet) despite the fact that he is clearly gay to the objective observer(flaming).
Hey Mike, Jessica’s fire hazard of a husband was checking out your ass again.
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I am a father, husband, son, friend, software developer and an unemotional robot ( or at least that's what I've heard ).
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