May 2007
hypermiler →
hypermiler
n.
A person who attempts to maximize gas mileage by using driving techniques that conserve fuel.
—hypermiling pp.
—hypermile adj.
Example Citation:
She accelerates gently when the light turns green, and coasts down hills to save gas. On highways, she stays in the right lane and watches the big SUVs zoom past.
“When I see someone roar past me, I think, `They just...
double true →
A mutual agreement that the subject is considered especially factual.
Origins: The Saturday Night Live skit “Lazy Sunday” featured two characters who upon stating their favorite map product agreed that the statement was double true. Guy #1: Google Maps are the best.
Guy #2: True dat.
Guy #1 and Guy #2: Double True.
BOBFOC →
Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch. A person who possesses a killer body but has a face that only a mother could love. Check out that bobfoc!
Staind – Home →
Motograter – Down →
Papa Roach – Life Is a Bullet →
TRUSTcompany – Falling Apart →
Breaking Benjamin – Firefly →
Smile Empty Soul – Bottom of a Bottle →
Godsmack – Moon Baby →
Nickelback – Woke Up This Morning →
Theory of a Deadman – Make Up Your Mind →
Audioslave – Set It Off →
TRUSTcompany – Downfall →
Flaw – My Letter →
Sevendust – Angel's Son →
Finger Eleven – Above →
P.O.D. – Ya Mama →
Nickelback – Never Again →
Sevendust – Face to Face →
Linkin Park – One Step Closer (live) →
Metallica – The Memory Remains →
Nickelback – How You Remind Me →
Theory of a Deadman – Any Other Way →
barefoot luxury →
barefoot luxury
n.
Comfort and elegance in a relaxed setting.
—barefoot-luxury adj.
Example Citation:
Ideal for the couple wanting a taste of the high life for their post-nuptial break with boutique holidays in India, Morocco and Sri Lanka on offer. Couples can stay in first-class hotels, secluded beach hideaways or experience barefoot luxury in their own seafront villa. Newlyweds can relax...
awkward turtle →
The animal mascot of the awkward moment.
When you’re in an awkward moment, place your hands on top of each other, and spin your thumbs forward. Thus creating the creature know as awkward turtle. Oh my god, so I was talking to Becky about STDs and I forgot she had syphillis… it was mad awkward turtle
e-mail bankruptcy →
e-mail bankruptcy
n.
The state of being unable or unwilling to read and respond to all the e-mail messages one has received, and so to delete those message and start over again. Also: email bankruptcy.
Example Citation:
Last month, venture capitalist Fred Wilson drew a lot of attention on the Internet when he declared a 21st century kind of bankruptcy. In a posting on his blog about...
eyetracks →
What gets all over anything you read.
The reason so many bookworms wear glasses is to keep from getting eyetracks on their fanzines, magazines and books. “Sorry — this book is no longer mint; I got my eyetracks all over it.”
newpeat →
Repeats with new scenes. Originated from The Office: NBC wanted to spice things up a bit without creating more episodes, so they cut new scenes into their old episodes. “Did you see that newpeat of Jim and Pam from the office last Thursday?”
youniverse →
The entirety of creation that relates to one specific, narcissistic individual. Used to indicate that a particular person has knowledge only of him or herself — their universe consists only of them. If you moved outside of your youniverse for five seconds you’d understand that people aren’t homeless out of choice.
Stone Sour – Inhale →
Staind – Spleen →
Fuel – Last Time →
Mudvayne – Internal Primates Forever →
Deftones – Needles and Pins →