This will be a new series that I run where I post interesting or odd headlines I find.

For this one… I really couldn’t care less about the article. It’s something we all knew was going to happen, but Engadget created this headline ever so gracefully.

“Apple posts $1.58B profit, buys monocle, top hat”

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